{"product_id":"fishing-vs-sex-funny-quote-sign","title":"Fishing Humor Sign Funny Gift for Men Man Cave Decor","description":"\u003cul data-start=\"498\" data-end=\"823\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"1e8ksp\" data-start=\"293\" data-end=\"371\"\u003eSize: 5x16 inches vertical narrow sign ideal for shelf or tabletop display\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"qfxbs5\" data-start=\"372\" data-end=\"424\"\u003eMade in the USA by a veteran for lasting quality\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"lczwg4\" data-start=\"425\" data-end=\"493\"\u003ePrinted with durable vehicle-wrap vinyl and mounted on rigid PVC\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"1yylrq5\" data-start=\"494\" data-end=\"590\"\u003eSuitable for indoor or outdoor display — resists fading, cracking, and warping unlike canvas\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"c9ltf6\" data-start=\"591\" data-end=\"672\"\u003eMatte finish delivers bold color and won’t sag or require framing like canvas\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"1pfqo8k\" data-start=\"673\" data-end=\"741\"\u003eShips flat and ready to hang with keyholes or rope hanger option\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis funny fishing humor sign is designed to get laughs and keep people reading. Featuring a full list of humorous comparisons, it’s a perfect conversation piece for anyone who enjoys fishing and bold humor.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"825\" data-end=\"828\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-section-id=\"z8yr8o\" data-start=\"830\" data-end=\"841\"\u003e\n\u003cspan style=\"font-family: Verdana;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: smaller;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eFull Text: \u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: Verdana;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: smaller;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eFishing vs. Sex:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: Verdana;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: smaller;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e20. No matter how much beer you’ve had you can still fish.\u003cbr\u003e19. A limp rod is still useful while fishing.\u003cbr\u003e18. You don’t have to hide your fishing magazines.\u003cbr\u003e17. It’s perfectly acceptable to pay a professional to fish with you once in a while.\u003cbr\u003e16. The ten commandments don’t say anything against fishing.\u003cbr\u003e15. If your partner takes pictures or videotapes of you fishing, you don’t have to worry about them showing up on the internet if you became famous.\u003cbr\u003e14. Your fishing partner doesn’t get upset about people you fished with long ago.\u003cbr\u003e13. It’s perfectly respectable to fish with a total stranger.\u003cbr\u003e12. When you see a really good fishing person, you don’t have to feel guilty about imagining the two of you fishing together.\u003cbr\u003e11. If your regular fishing partner isn’t available, they won’t object if you fish with someone else.\u003cbr\u003e10. Nobody will ever tell you that you will go blind if you fish by yourself.\u003cbr\u003e 9. When dealing with a fishing pro, you never have to wonder if they are really an undercover cop.\u003cbr\u003e 8. You don’t have to go to a sleazy shop in a seedy neighborhood to buy fishing stuff.\u003cbr\u003e 7. You can talk about fishing at work all day, tell fishing jokes, and nobody calls HR.\u003cbr\u003e 6. There are no fishing-transmitted diseases.\u003cbr\u003e 5. If you want to watch fishing on television you don’t have to subscribe to an adult channel.\u003cbr\u003e 4. Nobody expects you to fish with the same partner for the rest of your life.\u003cbr\u003e 3. Nobody expects you to give up fishing if your partner loses interest in it.\u003cbr\u003e 2. You don’t have to be a newlywed to plan a vacation.\u003cbr\u003e 1. Your fishing partner will never say not again! We just fished last week!! Is fishing all you ever think about?!\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"3122\" data-start=\"2913\"\u003ePerfect for man caves, fishing cabins, garages, lake houses, tackle rooms, workshops, and bar areas, this humorous wall sign is guaranteed to start conversations and get plenty of laughs from fellow fishermen.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"3334\" data-start=\"3124\"\u003ePrinted using eco-solvent inks on durable vehicle-wrap vinyl and mounted on rigid PVC, this sign delivers crisp detail and long-lasting color. Unlike canvas prints, it will not sag, wrinkle, or require framing.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"3424\" data-start=\"3336\"\u003eA great gift for fishermen, anglers, dads, grandpas, or anyone who enjoys fishing humor.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"3424\" data-start=\"3336\"\u003eExplore more styles: \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/www.funsignfactory.com\/collections\/humor-fun-signs\"\u003ehttps:\/\/www.funsignfactory.com\/collections\/humor-fun-signs\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Fun Sign Factory","offers":[{"title":"Keyhole","offer_id":46858210181289,"sku":"PM314-KH","price":29.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Rope hanger","offer_id":46858210214057,"sku":"PM314-RH","price":29.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0380\/3501\/files\/PM314_BOX.jpg?v=1777302775","url":"https:\/\/www.funsignfactory.com\/products\/fishing-vs-sex-funny-quote-sign","provider":"Fun Sign Factory","version":"1.0","type":"link"}