• Size: 5x16x3/8 inch vertical sign ideal for tabletop, shelf, or wall display
• Made in the USA by a veteran for lasting quality
• Printed with durable vehicle-wrap vinyl and mounted on rigid PVC
• Suitable for indoor or outdoor display — resists fading, cracking, and warping unlike canvas
• Available in 5 colors to match your space and style
• Funny motto sign perfect for bar, desk, or gift
• Choice of keyholes or rope hanger for easy display
  

WHAT THIS SIGN SAYS

Life should NOT be
a journey to the grave
with the intention
of arriving safely in
an attractive and
well preserved body...

but rather to
SKID IN SIDEWAYS

chocolate in one hand,
a drink in the other

body thoroughly used up,
totally worn out

and screaming...
"WOO HOO!
WHAT A RIDE!"

Add personality and humor to your space with this “Motto to Live By” funny quote sign. Designed in a tall 5x16 vertical format, it fits perfectly on tabletops, shelves, desks, or narrow wall spaces where you want a bold statement without taking up too much room.

The clean layout and strong typography make it easy to read at a glance, while the humorous message makes it a natural conversation piece. Perfect for home bars, offices, man caves, and casual living spaces.

Available in 5 color options, this sign easily complements a variety of decor styles from neutral to bold.

A great gift for anyone who appreciates witty humor and unique decor, ideal for birthdays, holidays, or everyday gifting.